A guide to Emos

I am not Emo. That is the first thing I have to say. I do believe in failure as humans and all of the Emo ideology but I am not Emo. Here is a guide on what is, and how to be, an Emo.

First, is the categories:
Not,
Transitorial,
Minor*,
Major*,
Satanic War Emo!
(All categories are my personal opinion. All categories marked with an asterisk designates a possibility of S/H."


Not: Literally, not an Emo. If you find that the person in question does not fit into any of the other categories, please call them this. Most people are this (Well, depends where you look... And the age of the subject.)

Transitorial:  A very common type of Emo. These people refuse the branding of being an Emo (Most of the time) and do not commit Self Harm (If they do, they are a minor Emo.) These people could be people who are alone on Valentines day, stressed out at the world and disbelieving that their heart can love or something similar. These people also include people who follow Emo Psychology and the like.


Minor Emos: These people hate the world to a certain extent and/or commit self harm. These people no longer believe in the happiness that is inside them and are destined for failure. These people are usually a danger to themselves and those around them. Their minds are clouded and peace is not upon them. These people usually respond to the term Emo.


Major Emos: Like the above but more advanced.


Satanic War Emos: Goths, people that worship Satan and/or dress up to perform rituals. These people are into music akin to that that Emo humans like. They are not a true Emo but associated with them.

Well, that is Emos for you. They are crazy but need a little help. The term emo comes from the word Emotional. Emos are those who are too emotional about something and believe that they are a failure. A lot of people are like this. Emos also usually suffer from a form of depression, and so they are a little harder to work with. The depression could be caused by a lack of love, a feeling that the person is being used or death of a close friend.


In my opinion, as this whole post is, there are many ways to help these people. You'd be surprised on how much can be solved with a mere hug. If you are an Emo then please, please do not resort to suicide. Most Emos are people in their teenage years as it is a part of growing up. Another way to help 'Cure' Emos is to trust them. Ignore your mind to follow them, ignore your friends and help them, ignore the world and trust them completely. You will save them.


Self Harm:

Not the best thing in the world. The people who do this are immensly confused. I will tell you as much as I can about it and tell you how to... In a way.


Wrist cutting: The worst type. This is the most common. I would say that if you only lightly cut the wrist, you will have less chance of serious injury while feeling the benefits of pain. An alternate is to cut the back of the wrist.
Burning: Simply, burn yourself. This is safer than cutting yourself.
Mental Self-Harm: Seriously, all Emos do this. They hurt themselves because of delusions of the mind. They are Emos because of delusions.


If you ever need help, tell a teacher, tell a friend, tell anyone. Someone will help you.
Hugs are best.